• me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
• real life friends: ...what are you smoking
• parents: but sweetheart you're white
• tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO

• guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
• guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag

• person: you only like ____ because of his looks
• me: yeah that's why i bought his album, to listen to his face.

Stages of being a fangirl over a period of time

• Stage 1: awwwww he's cute i like him
• Stage 2: well maybe i should do some research y'know see what he's in and stuff
• Stage 3: moTHER OF GOD HE IS ATTRACTIVE
• Stage 4: did you see how he just looked at- SHIPPED
• Stage 5: MY BABY
• Stage 6: god why are you such a fucking asshole i hate everything about you can you just build a bridge and fucking jump off of it so i can have my life back thanks